Beard Person

That's me.  I'm what you call a beard lover... I may be the number one fan of the beard.  

What hurts me more then anything is the food service industrie's beard ban.  

Yes, I'm talking about the beard cover.  It is so unfair to ostracize beard wearers with this humiliating punishment.  Inhumane really.  I am in strick opposition.  It just ain't right.

GOD that's douchey.  

This means I'm never going to be able to date a chef, or a chef with a beard, and I'm greatly disturbed by this notion.